I may be cringe but I am free
And that’s that 💖
I may be cringe but I am free
And that’s that 💖
Life is a game and I keep getting into side quests after side quests after side quests after side quests after side
FELLOW SKY CHILDREN!!!
What if we based in-game age off how many seasons we’ve been through, and anyone who’s been here for 2-5 seasons is considered an adult?
I’m 4 seasons old. What about you?
Edit I forgot to make and feel bad for forgetting: Huge thank you to @dragonindigo245, they hit it right on the mark. Here was their interpretation of this idea: 0-1 seasons old means you’re a moth, 2-4 means you’re a sky kid, 5-9 makes you an adult, and 10+ means you’re a veteran or elder.
everyone saying this didn’t happen reminds me that none of you guys have any concept of how age works. you just assume any child under the age of 13 doesn’t know how to say full sentences, much less be funny. i started and ran a 300+ person discord server when i was 11. no one ever asked me how old i was. i even recall when we learned a member of a groupchat was only 13 and being all “…” with the other members. looking back they probably suspected i was on the younger side but not that i was only 11 years old. also this did terrible things to my psyche but that’s unrelated.
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I guess the bots were like…hibernating through the winter because I had a really blissful period of no mysterious new followers, and now they’re back in droves.
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oh my fucking god deltarune fans you will not believe what is happening right now
ok so i’m at my moms sides’ family business today which is co owned by my grandparents who are like. head over heels in love for Weird little dolls and toys and trinkets and the like. so i brought my spamton doll w me, because he’s my new comfort item and i like to bring him places i go. and my grandparents have just kind of…. adopted him??? i guess??? they instantly fell in love with him the moment i pulled him out of my bag and they hold him like you would a newborn baby. theyre always asking if they can hold him. they’re like “wow he is dressed to impress! what a smart little guy! i bet he gets good grades!”. they call him their Little Darling and talk to him like he’s a real boy. when i go to their house later today they’ve asked me if i can let him watch tv with them and their dogs and of course i said yes. and all this time they have no idea that this “new grandson of theirs” is a malicious scam artist who wants to infect your computer and steal your soul
Now’s his chance to be a Little Darling….
they’re watching the golden girls with him
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someome should hold me gentle like hamburger that sure’d be nice.
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im excited to get top surgery bc oh blah blah disphoria back pain slouching not a girl but mainly because i have been planning for over a year a joke thats about to pay off:
my family does not know i am getting surgery so i made sure to get all the same bathings suits i wore last year in a new size and just straight up gas light my aunt about it
like imagine her. you go to the beach with your family one day. its a beautiful day and you are obsessed with commenting on peoples bodies. everyone begins removing their coverings and you are now seeing someone who, historically, has bazonga’d with the best of them. this person is no longer breasting boobily. child, you say, what has happened to your one redeeming feminine quality? the child responds, auntie wat the hell you tawking bout? ive always looked like this i literally wore this last year??
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I wonder what set him off..
I LOVE DRAWING HOME, IDK WHY BUT IT WAS FUN— I WAS HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE LMAOAOAOAOA— Also this was just an excuse to draw Wally w/ expressions cuz’ I instinctively and unintentionally draw him with his eyes close